Ryann: "What did the apple say to the peanut butter?"
Me: "I have no idea."
apparently random words = jokes in her books
overheard while Ryann was playing with beads
Ryann: "Oh no Elsie, those aren't for you!"
Elsie: "Whyyyy?" yes, help me, she says 'why' already. ALL. THE. TIME.
Ryann: "Because they are small and if you eat them you could choke and die."
Ryann: "Um, that isn't funny."
Ryann: "I'm a bacon, bacon, BACON! I'm a bacon machine!"
Ryann: to Papa "When you were a kid I wouldn't trust you with a knife."