Seriously. I have got to get better about writing down what Elsie says. She is such a character and definitely my 'class clown'. She makes me laugh so much.
Elsie: "I like you Ryann. Can I be your fwend?"
well isn't that just the sweetest? I'm sure she pulled her hair two minutes later...
Me: "What did you do at school today?"
Elsie: "Ummmm, my fwends was cryin' cause they wanted their mommies. But I didn't cry. Cause mommies always come back." you go girl!
Oven timer beeps.
Elsie: exaggerated sigh "Otay oven, I hear ya!"
I've obviously never been annoyed by the oven before.
Upon going in to her room to get her up in the morning.
Elsie: "I tooted in my bed last week."
It doesn't matter if something happened two minutes ago, two days ago, or two weeks ago, it always happened last week in her world.