Ryann: "Why?"
Grammy: "Because it is for making phone calls. You don't need to call anyone."
Ryann: "Yes I do!"
Me: "Who do you need to call?"
Ryann: "Brennan."
Me: "Brennan? Why?"
Ryann: "Cause he's my boyfriend. And when I'm older and he's older were going to get married in the kazoo."
Me: "Kazoo? What the heck are you talking about?"
Ryann: "The KAZOO! IN GEORGIA!"
Me: "What?"
Grammy: "Oh you mean the gazebo?"
Ryann: "Yeah, the gazebo. We're gonna get married in the gazebo."
Ryann: at the breakfast table "You win!"
Me: "What? Why do I win?"
Ryann: "you ate all your breakfast! Hooray! Oh man! The timer already went off. You win. Now I can't eat my breakfast anymore."
Me: "What timer? You can keep eating. You don't have to be done just because I'm finished."
Ryann: "No the timer went off. I can't eat anymore. When it's 10:20 we have to be all done."
Me: "What are you talking about? There isn't any timer, it's 8:00. You really can keep eating your breakfast honey."
Ryann: "NO! I can't! The timer went off! Well maybe just a little bit. But when it's one hundred fifty-two one one one one one I have to be done."
Me: "Uh, ok."
Ryann: "Papa tell me a story about a piece of cheese and a piece of bread and they were walking to a party with a skunk and a giraffe and a hippo and other animals."
Papa: "Really? How about a rhinoceros too?"
Ryann: "Yeah, yeah. Let's do that.
4 comments:
man, she is the best! i can't wait for these type of conversations when the babe starts really talking! ryann is hilarious! :)
Yes Ryann is soo funny!! Love reading "that's what she said"!! Made my morning! :)
OMG -- the second one is hilarious! I think it's especially so because Shelby has said similar things to me. Her sense of time (and of negotiating) is definitely not fully developed. Makes for a lot of laughs -- and some frustration. (As in -- we needed to leave 5 minutes ago...put your shoes on NOW!)
she is a trip! you need to record some of these conversations for blackmail.
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