April 23, 2013

that's what she said

Grammy:  "Please don't touch that.  Don't push the buttons." talking about her house phone
Ryann:  "Why?"
Grammy:  "Because it is for making phone calls.  You don't need to call anyone."
Ryann:  "Yes I do!"
Me:  "Who do you need to call?"
Ryann:  "Brennan."
Me:  "Brennan?  Why?"
Ryann:  "Cause he's my boyfriend.  And when I'm older and he's older were going to get married in the kazoo."
Me:  "Kazoo?  What the heck are you talking about?"
Ryann:  "The KAZOO!  IN GEORGIA!"
Me:  "What?"
Grammy:  "Oh you mean the gazebo?"
Ryann:  "Yeah, the gazebo.  We're gonna get married in the gazebo."

Ryann:  at the breakfast table  "You win!"
Me:  "What?  Why do I win?"
Ryann:  "you ate all your breakfast!  Hooray!  Oh man!  The timer already went off.  You win.  Now I can't eat my breakfast anymore."
Me:  "What timer?  You can keep eating.  You don't have to be done just because I'm finished."
Ryann:  "No the timer went off.  I can't eat anymore.  When it's 10:20 we have to be all done."
Me:  "What are you talking about?  There isn't any timer, it's 8:00.  You really can keep eating your breakfast honey."
Ryann:  "NO!  I can't!  The timer went off!  Well maybe just a little bit.  But when it's one hundred fifty-two one one one one one I have to be done."
Me:  "Uh, ok."

Ryann:  "Papa tell me a story about a piece of cheese and a piece of bread and they were walking to a party with a skunk and a giraffe and a hippo and other animals."
Papa:  "Really?  How about a rhinoceros too?"
Ryann:  "Yeah, yeah.  Let's do that.



fifth house on the left | family blog said...

man, she is the best! i can't wait for these type of conversations when the babe starts really talking! ryann is hilarious! :)

Chelsea Turner said...

Yes Ryann is soo funny!! Love reading "that's what she said"!! Made my morning! :)

Anonymous said...

OMG -- the second one is hilarious! I think it's especially so because Shelby has said similar things to me. Her sense of time (and of negotiating) is definitely not fully developed. Makes for a lot of laughs -- and some frustration. (As in -- we needed to leave 5 minutes ago...put your shoes on NOW!)

MandeeFoFandee said...

she is a trip! you need to record some of these conversations for blackmail.