February 14, 2013

that's what she said

Ryann:  "I want someone to put these pickles in my mouth.  Ahh..." opening her mouth really wide
Christopher:  "Well aren't you a little princess?"
Ryann:  "I don't want my hands to get all pickley!"

Ryann:  "You tickled my bum, and I liked it!"  can we say awkward?

Ryann:  "It's foggy and rainy today."
Me:  "Yep.  We need the rain, it is good for the grass and the plans and the trees.  But I sure hate having to walk in it."
Ryann:  very straight forwardly "Mom.  You have an UM-brel-YA."

Me:  "Aw man.  We need gas.  That stinks.  You know why?"
Ryann:  "Why?"
Me:  "Because it's like two degrees outside and I don't wanna get out of the car."
Ryann:  "But we have to get gas cause the car needs gas and if you don't get gas the car won't go and I can't do it cause I can't reach!"

Ryann:  at 6:48am  "Morning.  You need to vacuum."
Me:  "Do I?"
Ryann:  "Yeah.  There are kitty hairs on the floor."
Me:  "Well good morning to you too."

And the crown jewel for this post...
Me: singing a song out of a book she has "When you grow older...... you will be loved and precious to me."
Ryann:  "Nooo!"
Me:  "What?  What is wrong?"
Ryann:  "I'M NOT PRECIOUS!"
Me:  "Yes you are.  You are precious to me.  I love you!"
Ryann:  "NO.  I wanna be a CEO!"

And then I had to try really hard to contain some of my laughter.  I think Ryann thought 'precious' was something she would be when she grows up.  And she claims she wants to be a CEO like her papa.  So apparently that pissed her off.  I had to try and explain the use of precious.  Poor kid.   

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7 comments:

Caitlin MidAtlantic said...

Girls got some goals! That's awesome! Laura wants to be an engineer (civil) to fix the roads. I think Ryann might go further with her career goals!

Lindsay Pavkovich said...

Oh my gosh, those are hilarious!

Jessica said...

She is something!
Sounds to me like she was getting president and precious mixed up.

Liz Runningmomma said...

Ashley,

I just started blogging and found you. I wish I would have found your blog when I was pregnant. I also ran a half-marathon while pregnant! So cool to find someone else also crazy enough to do that! I love your blog, it's my favorite!

Liz
www.arunningmomma.blogspot.com

Stephanie and Ryan said...

She cracks me up!

Amy said...

Oh-em-gee hilarious!! I wanna be a CEO. Get it girl!! At least she didn't say something like stripper.

Danielle said...

These posts are my favorite. That girl is a riot!