Ryann: talking to her legos in a weird radio announcer like voice
"CALLING ALL NATIONS. We are having a circus today. Do you hear me? DO! YOU! HEAR! ME!"
Ryann: "This snake's name is Slithery. My big snake is named Snakey. Slithery misses Snakey! Let's go home and get her!" Snakey is a giant 3 foot long stuffed purple snake, thank you Christopher for that one
Me: "Honey Snakey is too big to take everywhere."
Ryann: "Why?"
Me: "Because she is. She would drag on the floor if you carried her around."
Ryann: "Snookie is still at the zoo."
Me: "Is Snookie another snake?" how does she know the name Snookie?
Ryann: "Yeah. And her friends... makes up random names. They all went to heaven today."
Me: "Oh?"
Ryann: "Yeah. They went to heaven, and they aren't coming back for a long time. Maybe around lunch time."
Christopher: "I have to go to the hospital to pick up a new badge tomorrow afternoon."
Ryann: "Oh no! Will I see you at bedtime?"
Me: "He better be coming home tomorrow. We have a date!"
Ryann: "But I'll be all alone! Who will be home with me?!?"
Me: teasing her "No one. You're in charge. You take care of Elsie."
Christopher: "Yeah. You can feed her and put her to bed."
Ryann: "BUT I don't know how to put her to bed!! And I don't have BOOBS."
Me: snorts "It's ok. There's milk in the freezer."
Ryann: "Oh I can fill my chest with that milk and then I can feed her."
Me and Christopher: uncontrollable laughing
Ryann: in the bathroom, making sniffing noises "I smell something."
Me: "What?"
Ryann: "Lightning bugs."
Ryann: "I would like to paint the front of Best Buy, striped. On the first of July."
Me: "Um, ok?" where the hell did she come up with that?
Ryann: "Yeah. And polka dots. I want to paint the WHOLE thing. Even the top. I'd use a rope to get up there."
5 comments:
she is awesome!!
haha! you have a little comedian on your hands!
I can't wait until my little starts talking!
I think I just snorted at my desk reading this. So funny! Sounds like stuff Shelby says, only I'm not very good at capturing it. You're so good at it!
Oh my word, I love her! These are great!
These are my favorite posts. Too funny! Where do kids come up with these things??
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