that's what she said

Ryann:  talking to her legos in a weird radio announcer like voice
"CALLING ALL NATIONS.  We are having a circus today.  Do you hear me?  DO! YOU! HEAR! ME!"

Ryann:  "This snake's name is Slithery.  My big snake is named Snakey.  Slithery misses Snakey!  Let's go home and get her!"  Snakey is a giant 3 foot long stuffed purple snake, thank you Christopher for that one
Me:  "Honey Snakey is too big to take everywhere."
Ryann:  "Why?"
Me:  "Because she is.  She would drag on the floor if you carried her around."
Ryann:  "Snookie is still at the zoo."
Me:  "Is Snookie another snake?"  how does she know the name Snookie?
Ryann:  "Yeah.  And her friends... makes up random names.  They all went to heaven today."
Me:  "Oh?"
Ryann:  "Yeah.  They went to heaven, and they aren't coming back for a long time.  Maybe around lunch time."

Christopher:  "I have to go to the hospital to pick up a new badge tomorrow afternoon."
Ryann:  "Oh no!  Will I see you at bedtime?"
Me:  "He better be coming home tomorrow.  We have a date!"
Ryann:  "But I'll be all alone!  Who will be home with me?!?"
Me:  teasing her  "No one.  You're in charge.  You take care of Elsie."
Christopher:  "Yeah.  You can feed her and put her to bed."
Ryann:  "BUT I don't know how to put her to bed!!  And I don't have BOOBS."
Me:  snorts "It's ok.  There's milk in the freezer."
Ryann:  "Oh I can fill my chest with that milk and then I can feed her."
Me and Christopher:  uncontrollable laughing

Ryann:  in the bathroom, making sniffing noises "I smell something."
Me:  "What?"
Ryann:  "Lightning bugs."

Ryann:  "I would like to paint the front of Best Buy, striped.  On the first of July."
Me:  "Um, ok?"  where the hell did she come up with that?
Ryann:  "Yeah.  And polka dots.  I want to paint the WHOLE thing.  Even the top.  I'd use a rope to get up there."