Ryann: "Oh, uh, I pottied in my pull up."
Me: "How come?"
Ryann: "Because I was curious."
Me: "Curious? About what?"
Ryann: "Pottying in my pull-up."
Me: "My straightner is on in the bathroom. Don't touch it, it's hot."
Me: "Because it would burn you."
Ryann: "I'd be a cooked kid!"
Ryann: "Brennan! Your mom told Avery no because she was trying to pull Elsie's hair bow
and that's bad news!"
Brennan: "Well, what's the good news then?"
that exchange killed me :o)
Ryann: "Why is there money in there [a fountain]?"
Me: "Well, sometimes people throw pennies in a fountain and make a wish."
Ryann: "Can I do it?!?"
Me: "Well, sure I suppose." Grammy gives Ryann a penny, she tosses it in
Grammy: "Good job! What'd you wish for?"
Ryann: "A PONY!"
Me: "The last time Chris worked until 10 was the night that Ry ended up in our b-e-d."
Ryann: "What's a b-e-d? A bed?" sucks when your kid learns to spell
Ryann: "Whoa. I almost pooped on the carpet."
Me: "What?!? Do you need to go to the bathroom."
Ryann: "Nah, I'll be ok until we finish our game."
I should not have phrased that as a question. If you think you almost pooped on the floor you will most certainly be making a trip to the bathroom!