Me: "But I've gotten excited for a dinosaur glitter party! Come on!"
Ryann: "Ocean party."
Me: "But we could have glitter everywhere!"
Ryann: "Everywhere? Like even all over the ceiling?"
Me: "Ok maybe not the ceiling. I don't think we could get it up there."
Ryann: "If you got a steppy stool you could reach the ceiling..."
Me: "You can bring something in the car, but not a hanger. Pick one of your smaller toys."
Ryann: "But it's my exceptional bracelet!"
Ryann: "MAX. GET DOWN!"
Me: "Yeah Max, get off the table." Max moves to the couch.
Ryann: "MAX! GET! DOWN!"
Me: "Sweetie he can be on the couch or the chairs. I just don't want him on the tables."
Ryann: "I don't want him on the couch."
Me: "Ry he can sit there. I said it's ok, and I'm in charge."
Ryann: "Hey, I'm in charge lady." Ahem, no.
Christopher: "What movie do you want to watch tonight?"
Ryann: "Boogers Pickin'."
Christopher: "Oh? What's that movie about?"
Ryann: "The history of the United States."
We haven't the faintest idea where she got that from.
Me: fighting with Ryann about staying in her bed during nap time
Ryann: arms crossed "I am NOT getting in my bed until you let me have some books."
and that is when I had to walk away and give up before I smacked my child. two-year-olds, who the heck do they think they are??
upon first glance that may look innocent and cute, but I'm thinking mischievous and evil... :o)
5 comments:
I am so with you right now! And, the parroting that is happening is a little out of control at our house. We need to be WAY more careful about what we say!
Between her and my daughter I think the two of us could either write a really funny book or completely lose our minds!
oh dear. that ryann is hilarious!
"But it's my exceptional bracelet!" I love this girl.
I seriously love this! Your little girl is just as spirited as my two year old and dang it can be a challenge at times with their major "I am the boss" attitudes. But it is so good hearing that I am not the only one that has to walk away a few times a day from my two year old, because I am going insane. I feel like a bad mom, when my child acts out. But hearing from people like you that this is normal and totally not fun, is such a relief.
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