September 27, 2012

that's what she said

I've been terrible about writing down some of the funny thing Ryann says, but I have a couple now so I better share them before they are completely forgotten about.

Me:  "I'm going to go make some lunch."
Ryann:  "No!  Stay and play with me.  Don't make lunch."
Me:  "Well sweetie if I don't make the lunch, no one will, and then we won't get to eat."
I walk into the kitchen...
Ryann:  "NO!  Stop it!  STOP IT!  Stop the lunch making!"

Ryann:  "I wanna jump off everything!"

Ryann:  Hanging from the counter at the gym while I check in.
Male Gym Employee:  to Ryann "Are you going to do some pull-ups?"
Ryann:  "I'm not wearing a pull-up.  I'm wearing UNDERWEAR!!!!"
Male Gym Employee:  Gives me the WTF look.

Me:  "No, we are not climbing on the couch.  It is time to get ready for nap."
Ryann:  "But the couch wants me."

Also, the kid has been dreaming a lot.  It is rather funny when she is recapping, because sometimes you have no idea if she is describing a dream to you or something she really thinks or really did happen.

Ryann:  "I was eating something in my crib."
Me:  "What?  What were you eating?"
Ryann:  "White glittery food.  With Ginger."
Me:  "What are you talking about?  Did you dream this?"
Ryann:  "Ummm... yeah."

Ryann:  While somewhat sobbing in the middle of the night, "Mama!  Mama!"
Me:  Go in to her room, "What is the matter Ryann?"
Ryann:  "Finish the song."
Me:  "What song honey?  I wasn't singing.  It's night time."
Me:  "Sweetie it is night time, I think you were dreaming."
Ryann:  "FINISH THE SONG!!!!"
Me:  "Uh, twinkle twinkle little star..."

Oh little miss, you are a character.



Mandy@ a sorta fairytale said...


Jennifer said...

I love the last one! That is just hilarious!

fifth house on the left | family blog said...

hahahaha! :)

hilljean said...

I love this! I like the line about the couch :) And her picture is too adorable. Good job documenting this awesomeness!

Crazycurls said...

Way to write them down! I keep thinking i need to put a piece of paper on the fridge so I can write them as they come.

Danielle said...

Love it! The one at the gym is my fav!

Cubbies and Nooks said...

I freakin' love your child. I'll text you about a playdate (or sext you if you're lucky).

XOXO said...

She is witty! Love the last one, finish the song!

Kim3278 said...

Oh my goodness...I'm rolling on the floor laughing and my 4 year old son is going "what mom, what is so funny"? FINISH THE SONG MOM.....