I've been terrible about writing down some of the funny thing Ryann says, but I have a couple now so I better share them before they are completely forgotten about.
Me: "I'm going to go make some lunch."
Ryann: "No! Stay and play with me. Don't make lunch."
Me: "Well sweetie if I don't make the lunch, no one will, and then we won't get to eat."
I walk into the kitchen...
Ryann: "NO! Stop it! STOP IT! Stop the lunch making!"
Ryann: "I wanna jump off everything!"
Ryann: Hanging from the counter at the gym while I check in.
Male Gym Employee: to Ryann "Are you going to do some pull-ups?"
Ryann: "I'm not wearing a pull-up. I'm wearing UNDERWEAR!!!!"
Male Gym Employee: Gives me the WTF look.
Me: "No, we are not climbing on the couch. It is time to get ready for nap."
Ryann: "But the couch wants me."
Also, the kid has been dreaming a lot. It is rather funny when she is recapping, because sometimes you have no idea if she is describing a dream to you or something she really thinks or really did happen.
Ryann: "I was eating something in my crib."
Me: "What? What were you eating?"
Ryann: "White glittery food. With Ginger."
Me: "What are you talking about? Did you dream this?"
Ryann: "Ummm... yeah."
Ryann: While somewhat sobbing in the middle of the night, "Mama! Mama!"
Me: Go in to her room, "What is the matter Ryann?"
Ryann: "Finish the song."
Me: "What song honey? I wasn't singing. It's night time."
Ryann: "FINISH THE SONG."
Me: "Sweetie it is night time, I think you were dreaming."
Ryann: "FINISH THE SONG!!!!"
Me: "Uh, twinkle twinkle little star..."
Oh little miss, you are a character.
9 comments:
Adorable!!
I love the last one! That is just hilarious!
hahahaha! :)
I love this! I like the line about the couch :) And her picture is too adorable. Good job documenting this awesomeness!
Way to write them down! I keep thinking i need to put a piece of paper on the fridge so I can write them as they come.
Love it! The one at the gym is my fav!
I freakin' love your child. I'll text you about a playdate (or sext you if you're lucky).
XOXO
She is witty! Love the last one, finish the song!
Oh my goodness...I'm rolling on the floor laughing and my 4 year old son is going "what mom, what is so funny"? FINISH THE SONG MOM.....
Post a Comment